roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

(via rangerkimmy)



flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

(via agentrodgers)

bibliophilicwitch:

bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

I tried to scroll past

bibliophilicwitch:

bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

I tried to scroll past

(via totalefinsternis)

vaccinate your fucking kids — holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

(via illaddyoutomylist)

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(via moonflowerlights)

handjob:

when someone tries taking food from your plate

image

(via artsyraccoon)

disneylicious-art:

Tangled Concept Art by Paul Felix

(via melhekhinh)